Intervention

First, let me say that blogging via iPhone isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. I could go to the computer and sit down and write, but I’m too lazy and I like the challenge of typing this shit out on tiny keys, especially when you try and type a word and the ingenious software changes your word to something else you weren’t expecting.

So anyway.

Apparently, I have an addiction and not something that will land me on Intervention – no crystal meth or heroin… just Diet Coke.

Some people are chain smokers – I’m a chain drinker. I can easily down a 12 pack a day if it weren’t so damn expensive… You’d think the Coca Cola Company could cut hard working Americans a break, especially in this recession. I mean really – when I’m about to slit my wrists because my investments are sinking faster than the Titanic, I need a Diet Coke in order to calm down and regroup and figure out if I’m going to have to turn to prostitution in order to make ends meet. I think I may try and give up Diet Coke for the upcoming Lent season. I’m not Catholic – but I either need more Jesus or a serious Intervention, not that A&E would have me.

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Kate Says:

February 26, 2009 at 11:14 am

First of all, I came across your blog while reading through comments on The Bloggess, so I swear I’m not some rando-cyber-stalker…

That being said, let me say that I 1) love “Intervention” and 2) will totally turn you in to A&E as being an addict as long as I can come along and kick it with Jeff VanVonderen.

Griffin H. Bat Says:

March 2, 2009 at 12:39 am

I, too, randomly found your blog via the Bloggess. And, um, I feel your pain. I WISH I was addicted to Diet Coke. Instead, it’s a double-shot latte. If they weren’t $5 a pop I would drink at least 10 per day. Who needs food when there’s espresso?